When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.