What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What always succeeds? A toothless parrot! (sucks seeds)
To the person who stole my coffee, my lamp, and my parrot…
I don’t know how you sleep at night.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
What do you get if you cross a pigeon and a parrot? Voicemail!
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What is a baby parrot's favourite game? Beak-a-boo!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
I can’t decide how to finish this wooden sign telling my parrot that she’s become a member of the Scottish aristocracy
Polyurethane?
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo