My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
He fits the bill.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated.
My fat parrot escaped from its cage... To be honest, it's a weight off my shoulders!