What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What does the mouse say to its mate? "Were like crackers and cheese"
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!