Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t eat, drink, or even walk?
A computer mouse.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical. What is a mouse's favorite record? 'Please cheese me'!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
Why do mice need oiling ?
Because they squeak !
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
Catfish.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face? A mouse-tache!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
Stalagmice!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.