What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
I saw a really cool kangaroo the other day
It had a hip hop
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What did the kangaroo say while volunteering at the homeless shelter?
More-soup-y’all?
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you call a kangaroo in Africa?
Lost.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What do you call 144 kangaroos in a box?
Gross.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
Did you know you can fit 30 bananas in a kangaroo’s pouch?
Also, I’m not allowed at the zoo anymore.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Why don’t kangaroos make good sailors?
Because they’re always jumping ship.
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.