What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Something’s goat to give.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Goat milk?
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.