What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.