What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.