How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
What card game do crocodiles like playing?
Snap!
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
My favorite music is by Spandau Croc-quet.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.