Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.