Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!