A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do a mommy bee and a daddy bee make when they have alone time?
A babe-bee.
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
How does a bee get to school?
She takes a school buzz
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
Don't worry, bee happy!
Why did the bee get married?
She found her honey.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
How did the macho bee with eczema feel?
B-Itchy
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.