Bee Puns

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Bee Puns

If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
Don't worry, bee happy!
So what did the Mother bee say to her misbehaving bee son
"Beehive!"
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What sport do wasps love?
Sting-pong.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What does a Saudi bee call its bros?
Habibees.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What do you call a bee that lives in a mud hive?
An adobee!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.