Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An account-ant.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
What do you call an ant running away with another ant?
Ant-elope.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
What do you call a clever ant?
Brilli-ant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What do you call an ant who won’t go away?
Perman-ant.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.