Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What do you call an ant who joins the army?
Milit-ant.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of antibodies.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.