You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
How much will $20 get me?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
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