"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous