“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"Don’t worry about what other people think. They don’t do it very often."
Anonymous
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”