"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous