“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes