“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish."
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?”
- Francis Parker Yockey
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
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