"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution."
Anonymous
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“People do not wish to appear foolish; to avoid the appearance of foolishness, they are willing to remain actually fools.”
- Alice Walker
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.”
- Rachel Maddow
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"There’s nothing more tedious than seeing how a person shows his intellect, especially if there isn’t any."
- Erich Maria Remarque
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne