"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
- George Benard Shaw
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
- Plato
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
"If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times: Don’t exaggerate!"
Anonymous
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