"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
– William Shakespeare
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.”
– Winston S. Churchill
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
“Every man is a d*** fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
― Elbert Hubbard
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.”
- Horace
“To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.”
- Gustave Flaubert
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
"A clever person takes notice of everything; a stupid one makes a comment about everything."
- Heinrich Heine
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
– George Carlin