“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“What is the only flaw of being intelligent?…that you have to deal with stupid people.”
Anonymous
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
“I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.”
Anonymous
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
- Alan Dundes
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
“No matter how smart you are, you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.”
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.”
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
- Albert Einstein
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
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