"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"Better to keep silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
Antonymous
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
"It is the dull man who is always sure and the sure man who is always dull."
— H.L. Mencken
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Don’t believe everything you think."
Anonymous
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?"
“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
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