“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
- Carl Sagan
"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
“Arguing with a fool proves there are two.”
– Doris M. Smith
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
- A. A. Milne
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
"You have no reason to fear zombies, do you?"
Anonymous
“Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.”
- Mark Hoppus
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
“On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.”
Anonymous
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
"Technology is getting smarter and smarter: smartphones, smartwatches, smart homes… Only people remain stupid no matter what."
- Anna LeMind
“I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.”
- Edith Sitwell
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
"Common sense is not a gift. It’s a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it."
Anonymous
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise."
Anonymous