“Stupid people will mistake your confidence for arrogance.”
- Habeeb Akande
"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."
- Oscar Wilde
"The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people."
Anonymous
“Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.”
- Elbert Hubbard
“There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.”
Anonymous
“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”
– Albert Einstein
"A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first."
“Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.”
- Shaquille O’Neal
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
- Mark Twain
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
Anonymous
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.”
- Jon Bon Jovi
“If being awesome was a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.”
Anonymous
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits."
Anonymous
“Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.”
- P. J. O’Rourke
“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”
- Oscar Wilde
“Scientists say the world is made of protons, neutrons, and electrons. they forgot to mention morons.”
Anonymous
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.”
- Raheel Farooq
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
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