“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”
Anonymous
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.”
- Chuck Nevitt
“The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still ‘this nonsense.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people."
- Victor Cousin
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!”
Anonymous
“I am responsible for what I say but I’m not responsible for what you understand.”
Anonymous
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll be a mile from them, and you’ll have their shoes.”
- Jack Handey
"Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit."
"The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool."
Anonymous
“There are more airplanes in the water than there are submarines in the sky.”
Anonymous
“A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
- Bertrand Russell
“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
– Scott Adams
"Stupidity has a knack of getting its way."
- Albert Camus
"The dumbest people I know are those who Know It All."
– Malcolm Forbes
“To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
- Walt Disney
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, nothin' can beat teamwork."
- Edward Abbey
“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.”
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
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