How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Funny meat-ing you here.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
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