“Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.”
“Every mile is two in winter.”
“Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’”
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.”
-Dave Barry
“Winter is not a season, it’s an occupation.” — Sinclair Lewis
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved winter and hated summer. Now that I’m even older, and wiser, I hate both summer and winter.” — Jarod Kintz
“In spring we are on Earth; in summer we are on Earth; in autumn we are on Earth, but in winter we are in another planet; winter is another planet!” — Mehmet Murat ildan
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.”
– Deborah Kerr
“To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. ” — W.J. Vogel
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.”
“Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.”
“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.”
“I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.”
“If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?”
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.”
– Alexandra Guarnaschelli