Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."