My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?

Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.

What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!

I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.

I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.

Funny Birthday Poems

Happy birthday”- these two words
Are very often said
Many times and everywhere
They have been heard and read

If I use these oldish words
Believe me, that it’s true
From the bottom of my heart
They spring and just for you

(Horst Winkler)

Tree Puns

Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.

Water Puns

Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.

Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?

Vaccine Puns

I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?

Blonde Jokes

What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training

Beaver Puns

How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.

Garden Puns

Winter does not arrive until the ice is in the compost heap. Spring does not arrive until the ice is out of the compost.

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