Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.