Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.