The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
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