Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
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