What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
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