Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.