Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
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