Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I less than three you.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You are the square to my root.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You have one compact set.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?