Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Can I be your next varietal?
Funny meat-ing you here.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you like free samples?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
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