Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like free samples?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
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