Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Baby, you rock my world!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.