“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown