“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
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