“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
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