"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
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