“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
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