“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
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