“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
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