“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
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