“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel