"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
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