“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
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