“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“The taxpayer—that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have to take the civil service examination.” — Ronald Reagan.
“Leaders who don’t listen will eventually be surrounded by people who have nothing to say.” – Andy Stanley
“There’s something boring about people who have to go to an office for a living."
~ Karl Lagerfeld
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“Pride, commitment and teamwork are words they use to get you to work for free.” – Anonymous
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying. – Rita Rudner
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” — Groucho Marx
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?"
~ J. Paul Getty
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
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