“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” — Robert Frost
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn’t sleep during office hours."
~ Arthur Baer
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” — Clarence Darrow.
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“I believe in hard work. But, it will take some time to make this believe into a real thing!"
~ Anonymous
“The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.” — Dennis Miller
“I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.” –Anonymous
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."
~ Homer Simpson
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
“Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t turn up at all.” – Sam Ewing
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” – Phyllis Diller
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” — Homer Simpson
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
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