“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!” — Anonymous
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
~ Erma Bombeck
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.” – Anonymous
“In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse."
~ Archie Bunker
“My son is now an ‘entrepreneur.’ That’s what you’re called when you don’t have a job.” – Ted Turner
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
- Groucho Marx
“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?” -Kin Hubbard
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
"The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office."
~ George Bernard Shaw
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~ Drew Carey
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Getting paid to sleep… that’s my dream job.” –Unknown
"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy."
~ Huey Long
“If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.” — Woody Allen
“People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.” – Ogden Nash
“People are still willing to do an honest day’s work. The problem is they want a week’s pay for it.” – Joey Adams
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
~ Jim Murray
“A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t have a J.O.B.” – Fats Domino
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”- Muhammad Ali
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Unemployment is capitalism’s way of getting you to plant a garden."
~ Orson Scott Card
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” — John Gotti
“Hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil—and you’ll never get a job working for a tabloid.” – Phil Pastoreta consultant.” – Scott Adams
“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” — Bertrand Russell
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous