“My favorite animal is steak."
- Fran Lebowitz
“People who never do any more than they get paid for, never get paid for any more than they do.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” – Zig Ziglar
"An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field."
~ Niels Bohr
“Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."
~ Al Capp
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.” – Charlie McCarthy
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” — Robert Frost
"The world is divided into people who do things–and people who get the credit."
~ Dwight Morrow
“Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers.” – Proverb 10:26
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
“A baseball game is twice as much fun if you’re seeing it on the company’s time.” — William C. Feather
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” — Henny Youngman
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire."
~ Cannon’s Law
“After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.” — Anonymous
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” — Homer Simpson
“We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us."
~ Anonymous
“Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.” – Earl Nightingale
“I’m not retiring, I am graduating . . . retirement means that you’ll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It ain’t going to happen.” – Junior Seau
“The reward for good work is more work.” – Francesca Elisia
“Find a job you like and you add five days to every week."
~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.” – Scott Adams
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself."
~ Anonymous
“An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.” — Niels Bohr
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” — Henry Kissenger
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
~ Douglas Adams
“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.” — Peter Drucker
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.” – Douglas Adams
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” — Joe Girard
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock."
~ Pablo Picasso
“My job is fun! I should change this line once in a while. My brain has started to realize that I am lying to it every morning."
~ Anonymous
“Education cost money. But then again so does ignorance.” – Sir Claus Moser
“Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.” — Josh Billings
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.” – John Ciardi
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” — William Faulkner
“No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” — Groucho Marx
“Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.” – Sam Ewing
“A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job.” — Zig Ziglar
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you’re just sitting still?” — J. Paul Getty
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired. – Michel Tournier