"If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it."
Gene Thibeault
“Archeologists 10,000 years from now will believe this was a sacred feast where gravy boats were worshipped.” —@WilliamAder
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.”
— Tony Smite
“If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
- Will Rogers
“The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.”
- Paul Reiser.
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers
"The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall."
– Denis Healey
"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" Jean Illsley Clarke
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him."
- Robert A. Heinlein
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”
- Ann Landers.
“If you start drinking now, Thanksgiving could be a lot of fun.” — Conan O’Brien
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Andy Borowitz
“If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that “Members not Present” and “Subjects Discussed” were one and the same.”
- Robert Brault
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
Jarod Kintz
“Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.”
– Garry Moll
“It’s especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do.”—Sean Covey, The 7 Habits Of Highly Effective Teens
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"A good marriage is where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal." - Anonymous
“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”—Eddie Cantor
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank. -- Dante Rossetti
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
- Fran Lebowitz
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"I go running when I have to. Like when the ice cream truck is doing sixty."
Wendy Liebman
Laughter is the best medicine – unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
Jasper Carrott
"Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen."
- John Steinbeck.
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse."
“It’s the 21st century. I don’t need an alpha male to protect me. I don’t need a big, strong man to fight off a tiger. I need a geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud.” — Whitney Cummings
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
The temperature can only go up from here.
Thanksgiving sucks where it is now. It’s too close to Christmas. We don’t need back-to-back holidays where we go home and sleep on a twin bed after mainlining gravy.” — Seth Meyers
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” —Phyllis Diller
“What is your favorite day of the week, and why it is your favorite day of the week? Mine is Tuesday because that means Monday is gone.”
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“I love road trips. You get into this Zen rhythm; throw the sense of time out the window.”
– Miriam Toews
“It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children."
~ Alan Alda
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Go to BabaMail
