“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.”
– John Mayer
"We travel, initially, to lose ourselves, and we travel, next to find ourselves."
- Pico Iyer
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”
– Nora Ephron
“If owl parties aren't called hootenannies, this world will never make sense again."
- Reverend Badger
"Stupidity is a talent for misconception."
- Edgar Allan Poe
“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”
- Corey Ford.
"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax."
— Thomas Dewar
"Bury me next to a straight man."
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"Imagine being on a plane and NOT eating every item presented to you as if you will never again have ready access to food in your life."
- Jia Tolentino
“When a stupid man is doing something, he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Cancers are Moonchildren; totally influenced by the waxing and waning cycles of the Moon. Asking them to remain in one feeling, one mood, or one state of mind is pure insanity.”
— Sherene Schostak
"I hate mornings, they start so early."
— Janet Evanovich
“Taurus: Lazy rule number 39: Can't reach it, don't need it.”
“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” —Henny Youngman
“Having kids makes you look stable to the people who thought you were crazy and crazy to the people who thought you were stable.” – Kelly Oxford
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark
"Love thy neighbor, just watch out for thy husband." - Unknown
"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip. -- Billy Graham
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“On our 6 a.m. walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting Daddy’s freedom.” – Ryan Reynolds
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.”—John Wilmot
“Some mornings I wake up grouchy. Other mornings I just let him sleep.”—Unknown
"A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it."
- Ann Landers
"I can't make you love me, but I can fill my pantry with your favorite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75." — Rob Delaney
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”
Bill Watterson
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. -- Mahatma Ghandi
"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
— William Feather
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise."
A weed is a plant that is not only in the wrong place but intends to stay.”
— Sara Stein
"After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations."
— Oscar Wilde
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what’s more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?”—Dennis Miller
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James
“If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.” – Dave Barry
Gary Delaney
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
- Erma Bombeck
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
“To a small child, the perfect grandad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo”.—Robert Breault
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
"If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." — Chico Marx
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