I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
You are the square to my root.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
You're just my cup of tea!
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I think I glove you.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Nathan compares to you
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
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