Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Someone said you were looking for me.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Life is better when we stick together.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
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