You are my raisin to smile.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
You are my density!
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
You are so right. And I am so left.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
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