You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
If you were here, Abby all over you
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
I'm pretty sure I was blind before I met you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
We should make like your parents and split.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
When are you due back in heaven?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
I've only got three months to live.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
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