Wanna see my world cup in action?
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
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