May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!